Heres a lovely model Grin made. I dont do anything anymore so she stepped in to help! Good job. Theres so much story and pathos in this one that i’ve snapped my pencil in half and thrown the towel into the laundry.

For no good reason whatsoever, i’m playing with a ramp shader, using textures rather than colour swatches. Theres aload of cool stuff you can do with it - despite it all looking a bit like a crap photoshop plug in.

Slap the shader on a projection node oriented to the camera and flatten it all out! Its as if you pressed a couple of buttons in photoshop rather than took an hour over it in maya! Here it is on a face!